Hojan the Great

Hojan is a half Canuckian, half Eskimo Viking, who tries to be a genial fellow but every now and then flies into murderous rampages. When he does, duck and cover.

Also, he designs robots for a living.

His favorite past-times include being drunk with power, bandwagoning the Cowboys and popping pillz.

RSG edit: Johan is a swell fellow. However this chap will not reach the epitome of his perfection until he displays his true potential. This means he will need to grow a true and powerful red beard. Maybe some time in the artic will do him some well.